I tried charging it directly via the charging port, doing it that way the NEATO does absolutely nothing. No lights, no LCD, nothing, docking, the lcd just flashes that message and bam resets and keeps doing it over and over while docked, left it docked for 24 hours, and it just kept resetting, off the dock it'll just flash green\amber and the LCD message then reset again. Also, yes the on\off button in the dust-pan is set to ON. Ironically if I set to OFF and dock it I can go through the menu, unlike when it is set to ON, but about 20 sec in it will throw a battery error and reset. Never charges either way.
I've taken out both the batteries, checked the connections\pins, everything is A-Ok there, I'm guessing I got a bad NEATO which does not seem to uncommon around here

The actual NEATO website itself is down right now too, so I can't even go on there, but having prior experience with these types of bots this one just seems to be totally dead out of factory\messed up

Also, I was very excited to get a NEATO, but is their QC sub-par to ROOMBA? Just worried about getting another bad one or this happening again, but I really want to give it a shot.